<< Louis B Lipchintz >>
  Abandons Ship  
 
  Like everybody else, the first thing Louis B. Lipchintz tried to do when he found himself underwater was drown.

He took in huge gulps of seawater until it felt as if his lungs were full of salty taffy. But something in him just refused to drown, and he found himself bobbing and sinking towards the ocean floor in large gentle arcs like Baryshnikov's interpretation of a falling leaf.