<< Louis B Lipchintz >>
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  While Louis B. Lipchintz was making his way through the tangle of fan coral waving gently all about him a shadow fell over him and the patch of fan coral. The Louis B. Lipchintz heard a deep musical hum surrounding him to the tune of Amazing Grace.

Louis B. Lipchintz looked up and saw a giant smiling eye rolling in the blue ocean.

It was a whale, and it was humming the All-American hymn Amazing Grace to itself as it passed over Louis B. Lipchintz.