That man you see lying on the grass in the park, he's not just resting. He's preparing to be mummified. That's why his hands are folded across his chest and he is in a horizontal, symmetrical pose. He's ready for wrapping.

Not far away, you'll find the material for his wrapping: a box of cling plastic, a clear polymer that's very thin but very strong. He's stashed the package there, so it's handy. He's waiting for someone to unroll the plastic and cocoon him.

But many passersby don't realize this. They think he's just relaxing on the ground, taking a nap. They have no idea that he's an Egyptologist sex fiend.

But you can tell by the way his hands are folded across his chest that he's ready for some erotic embalming. He wants you to strip him down, then wrap him up in plastic strips. He wants you to bring him across the river, to a place where he can dry out. He wants you to open his mouth in the sacred ritual, so he can speak and eat again. Do you think you can get tactile, with functions that are erectile, when you make your trip across the Nile ?