{"id":520,"date":"2011-08-19T00:17:43","date_gmt":"2011-08-19T00:17:43","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/gregglory.com\/wordpress\/?p=520"},"modified":"2023-07-08T10:22:02","modified_gmt":"2023-07-08T10:22:02","slug":"flash-forward-bonadventure-tallying-his-accounts-at-home","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/gregglory.com\/blastpress\/posts\/flash-forward-bonadventure-tallying-his-accounts-at-home\/","title":{"rendered":"Flash Forward &#8230;[Bonadventure, tallying his accounts at home]"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Before me, a table piled with debts, bills for the child, the wife,&#8211;the vet! How much more gracious life would be without these columns adding up defaults and credits, without pen and paper&#8211;without numbers! Red ink like a bloodshot eye peers from the dusty pile threatening leins and attachments to my precious property. If loans could be repaid in tears, or the butcher bought off with a diner&#8217;s satisfied belch, how paradisiacal our mundane globe would be.<\/p>\n<p>Baudelaire too, unwise in every measure as far as his accounts went, was eternally torn between the pleasureful pressure of a minute&#8217;s indulgence and the capacity of his bank account to pony up for the previous night&#8217;s ecstasies!&nbsp;&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Before me, a table piled with debts, bills for the child, the wife,&#8211;the vet! How much more gracious life would be without these columns adding up defaults and credits, without pen and paper&#8211;without numbers! Red ink like a bloodshot eye peers from the dusty pile threatening leins and attachments to my precious property. If loans <a href='https:\/\/gregglory.com\/blastpress\/posts\/flash-forward-bonadventure-tallying-his-accounts-at-home\/' class='excerpt-more'>[&#8230;]<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1001002,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[12],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-520","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-evil-interludes","category-12-id","post-seq-1","post-parity-odd","meta-position-corners","fix"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/gregglory.com\/blastpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/520","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/gregglory.com\/blastpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/gregglory.com\/blastpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gregglory.com\/blastpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1001002"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gregglory.com\/blastpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=520"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/gregglory.com\/blastpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/520\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":8402,"href":"https:\/\/gregglory.com\/blastpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/520\/revisions\/8402"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/gregglory.com\/blastpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=520"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gregglory.com\/blastpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=520"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gregglory.com\/blastpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=520"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}