{"id":564,"date":"2011-08-19T00:48:39","date_gmt":"2011-08-19T00:48:39","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/gregglory.com\/wordpress\/?p=564"},"modified":"2023-07-08T10:22:01","modified_gmt":"2023-07-08T10:22:01","slug":"prosecutor-pinard-at-a-street-fair-with-his-kids-aby-and-helly","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/gregglory.com\/blastpress\/posts\/prosecutor-pinard-at-a-street-fair-with-his-kids-aby-and-helly\/","title":{"rendered":"&#8230;[Prosecutor Pinard, at a street fair with his kids, Aby and Helly]"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>&#8220;Aby, look, over there, past the elephant. It&#8217;s Punch and Judy!&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;But, Helly, the cotton candy is <em>here&#8230;.<\/em>&#8220;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;C&#8217;mon!&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Helly had her way; like mother like daughter. Our group manouvered through the approving throng, ruddy hands linked, toward the puppet booth. There was Punch, with his outrageous warted nose, his fool&#8217;s cap and his bumpy club, screaming: to be let alone, to be given kisses, to get away with his witless mischiefs.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Observe this miscreant pair of Punch and Judy, my little ones. See how Judy chases Punch with her whacking bladder? And note how offended Punch&#8217;s sense of justice is, how wounded his mein becomes. But where are the gendarmes? The magistrates to adjudicate? This game of tit-for-tat is a laugh riot, but only because of this sad truth: punches without justice yeild nothing but agony and hilarity. And platitudes, too, perhaps. But not much else.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>I thought for a moment of the Baudelaire case my team was prosecuting on the morrow. No matter how I proceeded, I would look like a dupe. Either in liscencious league with a polluter of public morality, or else a whip-whetting Philistine who punished innocent pursuers and purveyors of pristine Art. Art, in Paris, is always capitalized.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Wow! Look at him run!&#8221; squealed little Aby. His eyes were festive with youthful delight.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;He better run if he don&#8217;t want a whack,&#8221; said Helly with authority.<\/p>\n<p>Helly glanced up at me appraisingly, slyly. She whacked Aby with her ornate silk purse full of marbles and laughed, her eyes wide.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Hey! Daddy, Helly hit me.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;There is no justice in this world, my son. Hit her back.&#8221;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&#8220;Aby, look, over there, past the elephant. It&#8217;s Punch and Judy!&#8221; &#8220;But, Helly, the cotton candy is here&#8230;.&#8220; &#8220;C&#8217;mon!&#8221; Helly had her way; like mother like daughter. Our group manouvered through the approving throng, ruddy hands linked, toward the puppet booth. There was Punch, with his outrageous warted nose, his fool&#8217;s cap and his bumpy <a href='https:\/\/gregglory.com\/blastpress\/posts\/prosecutor-pinard-at-a-street-fair-with-his-kids-aby-and-helly\/' class='excerpt-more'>[&#8230;]<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1001002,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[12],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-564","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-evil-interludes","category-12-id","post-seq-1","post-parity-odd","meta-position-corners","fix"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/gregglory.com\/blastpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/564","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/gregglory.com\/blastpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/gregglory.com\/blastpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gregglory.com\/blastpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1001002"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gregglory.com\/blastpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=564"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/gregglory.com\/blastpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/564\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":8381,"href":"https:\/\/gregglory.com\/blastpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/564\/revisions\/8381"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/gregglory.com\/blastpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=564"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gregglory.com\/blastpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=564"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gregglory.com\/blastpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=564"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}