Brain Cell

The Greatest Poem Ever Written Entirely by Miss Steak!

When the day is too long and your thoughts are too think-y, 
And you're stretched and you're pawed from your head to your pinky

And your mouth is all yawns and your eyes are all blinky 
And strange ideas come fast as "wee willy winkie!"

Thoughts like: Do you have to be an artist to draw the drapes? 
Or: Will a feather tickle a laughable fate? 

Should I ask my Mum if insanity's innate? 
Then you're locked in a brain cell. Now, can you escape?

If you drink at a bakery do you use a cupcake? 
Do they play rock and roll when there's an earthquake?

Does the eye doctor whistle "O say can you see"? 
Does a bumblebee hum "I gotta bee me"?

Does a ram rumble "It had to be ewe"? 
Does your stomach grumble "Where is my stew"?

Is forest blue because the trees pine? 
Are the clouds brighter because the sun shines?

Can a pig fly with buffalo wings? 
Does the sock hop when the bluebell rings?

Does a treasure hunt where the jelly fish? 
Can a star grant itself any old wish?

Can you hear a chuckle inside a giraffe 
If its anything less than a laugh-and-a-half?

When the ships are all board, do they throw a Boston tea party? 
When Thomas is sick, is he still Thomas Hardy? 
(No, he's Thomas Paine.)

When an owl tells a story is it always a hoot? 
Will a drycleaner's son always follow suit?

Is a Spanish Inquisitor ever tortured by doubt? 
When you open a door, do you let the inside out?

Does a river sleep in its bed at night? 
Does a prophet with glasses have four-sight?

Does a sari ever need to apologize? 
Is an owl who asks "who" really so wise?

When the chips are down, can they pick themselves up? 
Is a horse laughing downwards when you say giddy-up?

Do ballplayers cry in stadium tiers? 
How far's the Dog Star in light-year dog years?

Do matheticians hobnob with the Mandelbrot set? 
When ideas are half-baked are they done yet?

Where are you going when you drive yourself crazy? 
Can a busybody ever be lazy?

If you forget why you're laughing are you still having fun?
Is a bullet a son of a gun?

Does an conductor ever lose his train of thought?
Does a red-handed butcher always get caught?

Can you place a bet with a car dealer? 
Is a body of water self-conscious about its figure?

Does your nose take a shower every time it smells?
Does the sea really think its so awfully swell?

When a flower blooms, could you say it rose to the occasion?
Is a magician lost when he's amazin'?

Does the winningest team have a record player?
Does a farm with a horse have a naysayer?

Does a sports masseuse have a good back hand?
Does the cheese in the moon have a name brand?

If baseball's played by men who're grown
Why are they always running home?

Can you fast-forward a film filmed in slow-motion? 
Or be on top of the world down under the ocean?

If you race to a deadline are you alive when you win? 
If there's a knock at the door, do you let the outside in?

If you kiss a snowman will he turn to mush? 
Does a king get embarrased with a royal flush? 

Is purple prose penned by the Welsch's grape? 
When you're locked in a brain cell, how DO you escape?

Can you imagine a zap that has no zing? 
Or play in your dreams with the Any Thing?

Can you imagine any color crayon coloring any size shape? 
When you're locked in a brain cell, that's how you escape!